Tara Tambunting Looks like a Mascot

I know you're asking.. "Who the fucking shitty hell is that MASCOT!?"


Well, for those who don't know her, that ugly whore-looking monster is Tara Tambunting of the Tambunting family. Yes, they're the 5-6 family lending money left and right.

I was just shocked to know na etong si Tara akala mo kung sinong maganda and nagfefeeling bitchy pa. She looks nowhere near sexy and pretty, so two words... GET REAL.

And I have a tip for you Tara. Don't make friends with good looking people kasi nacocompare ka sa kanila. But your friends are ugly also so i think nobody really stands out. Good for you...

And what's going on with that hair??? Feeling siguro netong si Tara mapapansin sha kapag red yung hair nya. Or nagfifeeling hollywood lifestyle. Susmaryosep. Asa ka pa!

And regarding your "sakit" which you are claiming that you have... hindi talaga sakit yung tawag dun. ang tawag dun KSP = Kulang Sa Pansin. I don't blame you. Muka ngang hindi ka kapansinpansin.


Gossipero

Tomothy "Tim" Yap - Trying Hard Troll

Ugly Tim...


When your society looks up to such monstrosities, then it's the beginning of the end.

Why the hell are people worshiping this Ugly Yap?? What does he even have besides his wannabe coutortures? Sino ba nagsabi na he's always wearing the latest trends and he's a style icon? He's so self-proclaimed. Why are there people gullible enough to even bother believing this nuisance?

It's a good thing someone came out and started bashing him. I'm so tired of hearing the cliches. He's not worth anything. So ugly and so trying hard.


I've seen him around. A LOT OF TIMES. I've been with him in events. Whenever I see him, I feel bad for those who think he's better than them coz he's so not. With a capital NOT. He and his lame ways shouldn't exist. Feeling eloquent pa. Please lang ha... I know eloquent, and you aren't one, so STOP SELF-PROCLAIMING. Stop using other people and other entities (like newspapers) in making the world know about your fucked up life. Guess what, we already know about it... No need for the information dissemination.

And style icon? OMG. OMG please stop. PLEASE! If that's style, then i'd rather wear FRANELA (RAGS)! Katrying hardan ha! Kadiri. Get a face job Timmy boy. We are so over you. You are so over!!



- Gossipero

Bitchiest Tindera Found in Marikina City Rancho's Robbert and Minerva

I have this favorite quick lunch stop over in Marikina where they serve the yummiest barbecue. I've highly recommended it to a lot of friends. We even bought dozens of barbecue here on Christmas and New Year's Eve because we loved it so much. Now, I don't go here on a daily basis. I went here last week at lunch time. I was hungry, but I still went out of my way to go there because I was craving and missing their food. Unfortunately, the place probably didn't miss me. I ordered, but didn't know the procedure so I went about the process innocently. I ordered rice and viand to a tindera on the stall outside (where the food was served), paid inside at the cashier, then went back to the stall outside and gave my receipt to said tindera. Upon looking at the receipt she barked at me and said "Hindi pa kasi nagorder ng rice sa loob eh!" I could not believe the stupid, sweaty tindera just bitched at me! I snickered to the friend I was with, but deep inside I wanted to slap the bitch! She had no right to yell at me just because I didn't know the procedure. I wanted to talk to the manager and say that "Naku, kung di marunong makipagusap ng maayos sa mga customer ang mga tindera ninyo patigilin nyo sa trabaho. May bastos kayong tindera sa labas na kung makapagsalit eh parang kailangan namin magmakaawa para lang bigyan kami ng pagkain." But I controlled myself because I was really fuming deep inside. I had a good day and I wasn't about to ruin it. I tried to convince myself and my friend that it's probably the crazily hot weather that's making the tindera annoyed. I was also in a hurry and if I did that I'd surely make a scene to other customers because I wouldn't let the chance to complain pass me by. Now sadly, each time I want to pass by the food shop, I want to spit in the tindera's face for being the bitch that she is.

Fast forward today, I no longer go the once nice barbecue stop over in Rancho.

Visit Rancho's Robbert and Minerva
Lilac St. Rancho Marikina City
Watch out for the bitch tindera who'll definitely ruin your day!

XOXO,

Anonymous Bitch

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Anonymous Bitch
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